Not Worth The Time

Have sex with me, I'll explain later.

danisdapper:

"But what kind of dress."

"a red one."

"no, right we can all see that, but who made it?"

"I assume a designer."

"Which designer?"

"Fashion, but it would be interesting if it was an interior one."

"I know what you’re doing."

"Talking!"

(Source: katewinslet, via beforetherewasinternet)

HIGH SCHOOL



This is how to run a stick of Chapstick
down the black boxes on your scantron
so the grading machine skips the wrong
answers. This is how to honor roll. Hell,
this is how to National Honor Society.
This is being voted “Most Likely to Marry
for Money” or “Talks the Most, Says the
Least” for senior superlatives. This is
stepping around the kids having panic
attacks in the hallway. This is being the
kid having a panic attack in the hallway.
This is making the A with purple moons
stamped under both eyes. We had to try.
This is telling the ACT supervisor you have
ADHD to get extra time. Today, the average
high school student has the same anxiety
levels as the average 1950’s psychiatric
patient. We know the Pythagorean theorem
by heart, but short-circuit when asked
“How are you?” We don’t know. We don’t
know. That wasn’t on the study guide.
We usually know the answer, but rarely
know ourselves.

HIGH SCHOOL By Blythe Baird (via blythebrooklyn)

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theshriekingsisterhood:

Neurotypical people will tell you about how they can see auras and talk to ghosts but the second you mention you have ADHD they’re like “I’m pretty sure that doesn’t exist”

(via thefunniestblogger)

sixpenceee:

Since a lot of people like Take This Lollipop

Ring this doorbell is another interactive horror game. You log in with facebook (don’t worry it won’t hack your account or anything, very safe) and some creepy events unfold.

What those events are, you should find out for yourself. 

RING THIS DOORBELL

NO jump screamers! I promise! (I don’t post those)

(via needtostayawake)

averypottermormon:

salute-to-a-fandom:

i-am-mishafuckingcollins:

thescienceofjohnlock:

heart-and-crossed-bones:

llevels:

hishonourabletyranny:

catchalive:

i-have-been-johnlocked:

pholotinshep:

antisociallysplendid:

mrsmoonbear:

amberflamesesoterica:

glitchy-witch:

I feel like I should fact check this just in case…

It’s absolutely correct. The one on the left is St. Peter’s Cross. The one on the right is the Satanic Cross.

THANK YOU

Why does the satanic cross look like a roller coaster loopty loop?

The ride to hell is a twirly one

Look, Satan; no hands!

Putting the ‘fun’ in Internal Damnation.

Wait isnt it Eternal damnation?

Oh my god

No God, just Satan

Also the inverted cross (on the left) was worn by Vikings to show that were converted into Christianity, so it is in fact a Christian symbol.

And it was also St. Peter who was crucified upside down because he thought he wasn’t worthy to be crucified right side up, like Jesus Christ. 

I’m waiting for the Supernatural Fandom to show up…

is everyone going to ignore the fact that there is no ‘fun’ in ‘eternal damnation’

averypottermormon:

salute-to-a-fandom:

i-am-mishafuckingcollins:

thescienceofjohnlock:

heart-and-crossed-bones:

llevels:

hishonourabletyranny:

catchalive:

i-have-been-johnlocked:

pholotinshep:

antisociallysplendid:

mrsmoonbear:

amberflamesesoterica:

glitchy-witch:

I feel like I should fact check this just in case…

It’s absolutely correct. The one on the left is St. Peter’s Cross. The one on the right is the Satanic Cross.

THANK YOU

Why does the satanic cross look like a roller coaster loopty loop?

The ride to hell is a twirly one

Look, Satan; no hands!

Putting the ‘fun’ in Internal Damnation.

Wait isnt it Eternal damnation?

Oh my god

No God, just Satan

Also the inverted cross (on the left) was worn by Vikings to show that were converted into Christianity, so it is in fact a Christian symbol.

And it was also St. Peter who was crucified upside down because he thought he wasn’t worthy to be crucified right side up, like Jesus Christ. 

I’m waiting for the Supernatural Fandom to show up…

is everyone going to ignore the fact that there is no ‘fun’ in ‘eternal damnation’

(Source: japbuffalo, via prettyinpinksuperwholock)