This is how to run a stick of Chapstick
down the black boxes on your scantron
so the grading machine skips the wrong
answers. This is how to honor roll. Hell,
this is how to National Honor Society.
This is being voted “Most Likely to Marry
for Money” or “Talks the Most, Says the
Least” for senior superlatives. This is
stepping around the kids having panic
attacks in the hallway. This is being the
kid having a panic attack in the hallway.
This is making the A with purple moons
stamped under both eyes. We had to try.
This is telling the ACT supervisor you have
ADHD to get extra time. Today, the average
high school student has the same anxiety
levels as the average 1950’s psychiatric
patient. We know the Pythagorean theorem
by heart, but short-circuit when asked
“How are you?” We don’t know. We don’t
know. That wasn’t on the study guide.
We usually know the answer, but rarely
my sisters dad opened the freezer and a blob of ice fell on his foot and hurt him and he was like yelling and hopping and shit and I was like hey maybe you should put some ice on that
my sisters dad
have none of you heard of half siblings or
havin a crush on someone and not knowing if they like you back
having a crush on someone and knowing they don’t like you back
someone having a crush on you and you don’t like them back
having a mutual friend crush
having a crush on someone who likes you back but “the timing isn’t right”
getting crushed by traffic
I feel like I should fact check this just in case…
It’s absolutely correct. The one on the left is St. Peter’s Cross. The one on the right is the Satanic Cross.
Why does the satanic cross look like a roller coaster loopty loop?
The ride to hell is a twirly one
Look, Satan; no hands!
Putting the ‘fun’ in Internal Damnation.
Wait isnt it Eternal damnation?
Oh my god
No God, just Satan
Also the inverted cross (on the left) was worn by Vikings to show that were converted into Christianity, so it is in fact a Christian symbol.
And it was also St. Peter who was crucified upside down because he thought he wasn’t worthy to be crucified right side up, like Jesus Christ.
I’m waiting for the Supernatural Fandom to show up…
is everyone going to ignore the fact that there is no ‘fun’ in ‘eternal damnation’